OKAY HOLD ON LET ME CHECK MY PRIVILEGE

check your gshdrned impatience privilege. some of us don’t have the spoons to reply to anon...

tugjobz — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:23:56 -0700

check your g*shd*rned impatience privilege. some of us don’t have the spoons to reply to anon asks whenever we want, cishet scumlord

things you should do to remind yourself that you don’t completely get it listen to...

tugjobz — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:21:45 -0700

things you should do to remind yourself that you don’t completely get it

listen to others
think critically about the things you take for granted
point out bigotry where you see it

things not to do to remind yourself you don’t completely get it

ask the authors of a Tumblr SJW parody blog for a T-shirt

thank goodness you were here to enlighten us, the authors of such hard-hitting social justice...

tugjobz — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:19:14 -0700

thank goodness you were here to enlighten us, the authors of such hard-hitting social justice exposes as “McRib privilege” and “Fourthmeal privilege”, to the damage we’re doing to the world

#FreeJahar Fangirl Privilege

tugjobz — Wed, 15 May 2013 06:01:16 -0700

I am a member of the most important civil rights movement in decades
I demonstrated the power of the people because the Illuminati cowers at the force of a couple hundred teen girls all changing their Twitter avatars to a picture of a lion
I’m an expert on opening photos from CNN in MS Paint and drawing red circles on them, proving that Jahar is innocent
The thought of skipping prealgebra class to go touch Jahar’s creamy buttocks behind the cafeteria dumpster makes my heart flutter in a way none of you government-loving sheeple can understand

veganlove: I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.so tell me again how...

tugjobz — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:29:56 -0800

veganlove: I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.so tell me again how...:

veganlove:

I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.

so tell me again how being a ‘white’ vegan makes me a privileged upper class person who wipes there ass with the money they dont spend on vegan food?

cause it’s really not that glamorous…. because it doesnt fucking exist.

the only privilege i have…

Oh, so you’re one of the “”“”“”good ones”“”“”“, huh? Vegsplain to me how you’re totally not privileged some more, shitlord.

People realize that the Onion is satire, right?

tugjobz — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:59:39 -0800

The tweet was arguably a satire of the arbitrarily negative views gossip columnists have of female celebrities, but the joke was so poorly told and unintentionally offensive that they did the right thing by pulling it and apologizing. Sometimes a satire accidentally hits the wrong target.

Powder-coated letter received by The Onion today

tugjobz — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:51:13 -0800

medusasseveredhead:

I thought this blog was to make fun of how privilege as a concept is abused on tumblr, not to mock people’s anger over something legitimately disgraceful, and seeing adults (most likely white and male) call a little black girl a cunt definitely falls into that category. And the people on Cumberbatch’s dick are in their own little sphere and everyone else here gives them shit so if this was an attempt to make people disgusted with The Onion look look like hypocrites by conflating them with Sherlock fans I think you failed.

Read up on “the anti-kitten burning coalition”. The righteous anger on Tumblr is just people patting themselves on the back for not being as crass as The Onion. It’s exactly the kind of “ally cookie”/”brownie points” seeking behavior Tumblr loves to accuse people of.

Powder-coated letter received by The Onion today

tugjobz — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:26:06 -0800

2-25-13

YOU CAN NOT STOP US
WE HAVE THIS SIGNAL BOOST
YOU DIE NOW
ARE YOU AFRAID?
DEATH TO CIS SCUM
DEATH TO SALTY CRACKERS
CUMBERBATCH IS GREAT

"All That" Privilege

tugjobz — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:18:12 -0800

THE ONLY INFORMATION THIS VILE CIS-CENTRIC FILTH IS VITAL TO ARE CISFUCK CRACKER SHITLORDS. SHAME ON YOU, “LORI BETH DENBERG”

Shocking evidence of white cishet academics stealing from social justice bloggers

tugjobz — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:24:06 -0800

Just look at these recent articles ripped straight from Tumblr and misappropriated by “academia”:

Cracker, W. (2013). “This Avatar Fan Art is Honky Whitewashed Bullshit.” Amer. J. of Sociology 114(1).
Honkey, R. & Saltey, P. (2013). “[Untitled Screencap of Benedict Cumberbatch].” Quarterly Journal of Speech 98(4).
Jimpjorps, H. (2013). “Please Signalboost This Kickstarter By a Manga Artist of Color.” IEEE Transactions on Nuclear Science 60(1).
Harbo, C. (2012). “Don’t Fucking Call Me a ’Special Snowflake’ Just Because I’m a Winged Wolf Otherkin.” Transportation Research Part A: Policy and Practice 47.
Kevin, L. (2013). “I Really Really Really Really Really Really Wish All White Girls Would Die.” Tradition: A Journal of Orthodox Jewish Thought 45(4).

I'm Going To Joke You To Death: How To Be Sex Positive

tugjobz — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:43:32 -0800

I'm Going To Joke You To Death: How To Be Sex Positive:

danabromowitz:

Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the food and drinks. Place a hex on your guests so condoms spill out of their mouths.

Open a dialogue with teens about healthy sex practices. Flag them down outside known teen hang-outs (funky diners,…

I fuuuucking loooove being a white male! I love slapping women in the face with my big ol oppressive dick! How does it feel to know no one gives a shit about people like you and they never will! ;D Keep raging at the fact that you are a weak link and will be ironed out by nature soon enough. Feels good to be on top.

tugjobz — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:39:16 -0800

I literally don’t understand what you’re talking about, what got you so upset, who you think “people like me” are or what exactly will be ironed out

deliciouskaek: y’all are really reaching rn seriously fucking reaching i want to drown widdle...

tugjobz — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:41:40 -0800

deliciouskaek:

y’all are really reaching rn

seriously fucking reaching

i want to drown widdle babbus now

splish-splash

Jesus christ. Look at this dangerous idiot REJOICING in the idea of drowning a baby. Getting off on it. Mods????

reblogging this because you're a fucking moron

tugjobz — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:30:53 -0800

deliciouskaek:

lololol @ you thinking my use of metaphorical language means i want to drown children.

reading comprehension: have you tried it?

wow. WOW. you are seriously hiding behind your education privilege. ”Look at me, I can use fancy words that STUPID PEOPLE can’t understand, rofl, lol”. Do you know how many people don’t even speak English fluently no I bet you don’t. This is some really problematic shit you’re spewing and it needs to stop. Right. Now.

reblogging this for posterity

tugjobz — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:17:02 -0800

deliciouskaek:

all y’all mofos saved

some bitches don’t know when to quit, whether they’re ordered to, told to, or asked fucking politely

and yeah some folks learn by doing, but you don’t wanna learn by doing this shit, heaux.

but you know, there really is a difference when dealing children — far fewer of them know when to shut the fuck up. and that’s no excuse, unless said child is like 7. once you hit that age, that i’m damn near grown i can say what i want age, and decide to get out of the kiddie pool and dive in the deep end, you damn well better know how to swim.

this is a person who wants to drown children for questioning their basic tumblr Heathers clique, just fyi

Phil and Lil obviously know their patriarchy-imposed...

tugjobz — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 06:55:00 -0800

Phil and Lil obviously know their patriarchy-imposed “costumes” are problematic and Tommy is too young to know better, but Chuckie is a fucking gleeful cultural appropriator. Die in a fire, imperialist Fenster scum.

this blog gave me a headache

tugjobz — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 06:22:06 -0800

okay cool

Right handed privilege? Are you fucking kidding me? Being left handed is great, I love being left handed. Can openers are not universally made with left handed people in mind. So? Who cares!? We make up ten percent of the world's population, doesn't it make more sense to have most things which conventionally have a handed bias to be tailored towards 90 percent of the people on earth? It just seems really pathetic, of all the things to complain about...

tugjobz — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 07:33:53 -0800

Yeah, why don’t you just keep shucking and jiving for right-handed massa, you fucking shitlord. Way to deny the LIVED EXPERIENCES of the left-handed just so you can snuggle up with your oppressor, all the while he’s laughing at you struggling with scissors or smearing the ink in your Moleskine.

forfuturereferenceonly: the-blu-scout: like chewing 5...

tugjobz — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:47:29 -0800

forfuturereferenceonly:

the-blu-scout:

like chewing 5 gum

This is the fifth time I’ve seen this post on my dash. Please if any of you people have any shed of decency please tag your post with trigger warnings. I may not be the “meat is murder” type of vegan but it’s still inconsiderate to not tag provocative things. It’s also disrespectful to people whose religion forbids them to consume pork or meat.

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tugjobz — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 17:15:00 -0800

OKAY HOLD ON LET ME CHECK MY PRIVILEGE

check your g*shd*rned impatience privilege. some of us don’t have the spoons to reply to anon...

things you should do to remind yourself that you don’t completely get it listen to...

thank goodness you were here to enlighten us, the authors of such hard-hitting social justice...

#FreeJahar Fangirl Privilege

veganlove: I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.so tell me again how...

People realize that the Onion is satire, right?

Powder-coated letter received by The Onion today

Powder-coated letter received by The Onion today

"All That" Privilege

Shocking evidence of white cishet academics stealing from social justice bloggers

I'm Going To Joke You To Death: How To Be Sex Positive

deliciouskaek: y’all are really reaching rn seriously fucking reaching i want to drown widdle...

reblogging this because you're a fucking moron

reblogging this for posterity

Phil and Lil obviously know their patriarchy-imposed...

this blog gave me a headache

forfuturereferenceonly: the-blu-scout: like chewing 5...

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check your gshdrned impatience privilege. some of us don’t have the spoons to reply to anon...