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i think this conversation has something to do with qinhara, the infamous woman who believes she is a system of genderqueer cat otherkins, getting mad at a person who identifies as 13 different people or something along those lines heres someone cool ripping into them for being idiots correction: this is not someone cool it is just an otherkin who is slightly less of a degenerate...
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“Just the concept of “Hold On! Deku no Daiketsu Privilege Blaster” has convinced me that games are art.” ~Roger Ebert, world-renowned film critic In most video games we see only the most privileged among us (cisethnic persyns, teens, wizards, dogs, and so on), and those of us who lack privilege and are oppressed by society have been crying out for a game made for...
My coat is shiny and sleek because I am fed special food to improve my appearance The only clothes I ever have to wear are funny T-shirts Nobody ever kinkshames me for jamming my face into strangers’ crotches in public
Doctor Who Fan Privilege
I get to act like British culture is superior to American culture despite only being familiar with the worst examples of each I am able to have a “safe space”, a community of like-minded cultural illiterates who will never criticize my habit of consuming campy low-brow low-budget trash and nothing else My taste is catered to by cliché-machine hack writers like Joss Whedon and the...
Non-Dr. Who fan privilege
Taste. I can watch shows that aren’t about an alien traveling around in magic phone booths and emotionally abusing young women. I don’t spend hours of my life debating who played the best version of the abusive magic alien.
dwagginhugs asked: oh my god this is the funniest fucking blog I've ever read, definitely following
skoothsmin asked: Can we submit/suggest posts, or am I just assuming this because of my Tumblr Submission Privilege?
kimberlyeddy-deactivated2012050 asked: I read the IDGI page, and I just wanted to point out that people generally don't believe that vegan-privilege exists. However, one must already have a lot of pre-existing privilege to become a a vegan like the privilege to be healthy enough to live off a vegan diet and wealthy enough to afford it. But still, no inherent privilege to being a vegan. People actually aren't too fond of us...
I can dry off after I get out of the shower easier because of my twitches and constant shaking When I spontaneously yell curses and insults in a crowded room, everyone accepts that it is because of my condition. I get to use the electric shopping carts at the grocery store.
I can suck on Tity’s whenever I want, even in public No one makes fun of my small dingus & nads I have not yet suffered through the hell that is life under capitalism
Hygiene is totally optional. Nobody expects me to perform difficult tasks. The rent for studio caves is only ten bear teeth a month.
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check out her bio haha. “intellectual”. yeah liking harry potter and x-men and doctor who. real freaking intellectual, dude. get your mind out of the gutter, fucker.
Because of my innate need for deep personal relationships with the people who I engage in intercourse, people respect that I’m clearly not some horny slut who’ll open my legs for anyone I can put all the energy most sex-starved losers waste on pursuing one night stands into more intellectual pursuits, like playing Japanese RPGs or curating my Homestuck tumblr My entire attitude...
90's Kid Privilege
I can remember the cool toys I used to own I can remember that breakfast cereal, the one with the stuff I can remember the video games, all the video games I can remember Spimpy and the Rump I can remember The Krings I can remember ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ
I am composed of delicate, intricate molecular structures that extend into all three spatial dimensions. I glow with the sacred & tranquil light of the crystal homeworld Oa’z Xxuul. I don’t mind one bit that Sarah won’t go to prom with me you stupid fucking whore
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I can waltz into Jerry’s apartment whenever I want while knowing he will respect my privacy. I can say offensive, rude, brutally honest things to people without fearing reprisal. I have an endless stash of money with which to invest in unrealistic inventions and entrepreneurial endeavors.
I don’t have to worry about a bunch of Californians moving to my hometown.
Romantic distress measured in standard emotional units: 0 Dread levels regarding impending overmind assimilation: 0 Free ｎｅｕｒｏｇｒｕｅｌ