OKAY HOLD ON LET ME CHECK MY PRIVILEGE

PRIVILEGE BLASTER: STILL GOING

http://www.indiegogo.com/privilegeblaster?a=496509

Well, I set this to flexible funding and I can’t change it so I’m going to have to churn out a parody of the Arkh project in RPG Maker in 26 days. Give me a dollar or whatever if you want, though I’ll probably end up posting the game for free a short while after it goes to the people who contributed. Tell your friends

Non-Pokemon-identifying Privilege

• I don’t have to deal with people refer to my very existence as inherently oppressive because of the Pokemon franchise’s use of paralysis.
• I do not have to fall victim to ableist attacks such as “Psycho Boost” and “Disable” which cause me to get triggered as well as take damage and possibly faint.
• I don’t have to listen as people claim that the relationship between I and my Trainer is one between a master and a slave. I have free will.
• Much like how ordinary Muslims after 9/11 “took the blame” for the actions of a few violent criminals, Pokemon and their ilk took the fall for that flashing Pikachu episode that gave all those Japanese kids seizures. I do not have to worry about this.

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Update on Our Fully Gender-Inclusive Bathrooms

McRib Privilege

• It’s back

Kickstarter Acceptance Privilege

• You are green-lighted for the public to support & share in your vision
• You are not stressed about rude, ideashaming rejection emails
• I truly feel the world is ready for a dog that calls people gay

Non-New Jersey resident privilege

• When I tell people where I live, they don’t immediately shake their heads and say “I’m so sorry”
• People don’t automatically assume my only interests are going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry
• Nobody ever expects me to “fistpump”

Demonkin Privilege

• Owing to the fact that I’m actually a servant of Satan, I’m fundamentally indistinguishable from an atheist and benefit from atheist privilege.
• I can listen to dubstep.

Jughead Privilege

• Best friends with Archie
• Wears a cool crown hat
• Eats all the burgers without gaining a pound
• Star of Jughead’s Time Police spin-off comic
• Avoids the dramas and pitfalls of the teenage dating scene

Taco Bell Employee Privilege

• The Doritos Locos Taco is finally here
• Every day I get to wake up and know that I have a day full of making the Doritos Locos Taco, made with premium seasoned beef, crisp lettuce, diced juicy red ripe tomatoes, real cheddar cheese, topped with cool reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips.
• I can put that I have experience working at a fusion restaurant on my resume