OKAY HOLD ON LET ME CHECK MY PRIVILEGE

An educational signal boosting blog brought to you by the following social justice activists:

malheureuxmarxist ~ tickletrick
whitepersonsayingdumbthings ~ tugjobz ~ grifteezy
alargecatirl ~ megamudcrabs

(TW: American-centric Chronometry, Whovian erasure, mentions of wizards, privilege checker privilege, wicked sick kickflips and grinds)

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check your g*shd*rned impatience privilege. some of us don’t have the spoons to reply to anon asks whenever we want, cishet scumlord

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things you should do to remind yourself that you don’t completely get it

  • listen to others
  • think critically about the things you take for granted
  • point out bigotry where you see it

things not to do to remind yourself you don’t completely get it

  • ask the authors of a Tumblr SJW parody blog for a T-shirt

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thank goodness you were here to enlighten us, the authors of such hard-hitting social justice exposes as “McRib privilege” and “Fourthmeal privilege”, to the damage we’re doing to the world

#FreeJahar Fangirl Privilege

  • I am a member of the most important civil rights movement in decades
  • I demonstrated the power of the people because the Illuminati cowers at the force of a couple hundred teen girls all changing their Twitter avatars to a picture of a lion
  • I’m an expert on opening photos from CNN in MS Paint and drawing red circles on them, proving that Jahar is innocent
  • The thought of skipping prealgebra class to go touch Jahar’s creamy buttocks behind the cafeteria dumpster makes my heart flutter in a way none of you government-loving sheeple can understand

veganlove: I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.so tell me again how...

veganlove:

I am 23 years old and i live with my parents.

so tell me again how being a ‘white’ vegan makes me a privileged upper class person who wipes there ass with the money they dont spend on vegan food?

cause it’s really not that glamorous…. because it doesnt fucking exist.

the only privilege i have…

Oh, so you’re one of the “”“”“”good ones”“”“”“, huh?  Vegsplain to me how you’re totally not privileged some more, shitlord.

Anonymous asked: People realize that the Onion is satire, right?

The tweet was arguably a satire of the arbitrarily negative views gossip columnists have of female celebrities, but the joke was so poorly told and unintentionally offensive that they did the right thing by pulling it and apologizing.  Sometimes a satire accidentally hits the wrong target.

Powder-coated letter received by The Onion today

medusasseveredhead:

I thought this blog was to make fun of how privilege as a concept is abused on tumblr, not to mock people’s anger over something legitimately disgraceful, and seeing adults (most likely white and male) call a little black girl a cunt definitely falls into that category. And the people on Cumberbatch’s dick are in their own little sphere and everyone else here gives them shit so if this was an attempt to make people disgusted with The Onion look look like hypocrites by conflating them with Sherlock fans I think you failed. 

Read up on “the anti-kitten burning coalition”.  The righteous anger on Tumblr is just people patting themselves on the back for not being as crass as The Onion. It’s exactly the kind of “ally cookie”/”brownie points” seeking behavior Tumblr loves to accuse people of.

(Source: myprivilege)

“All That” Privilege

THE ONLY INFORMATION THIS VILE CIS-CENTRIC FILTH IS VITAL TO ARE CISFUCK CRACKER SHITLORDS. SHAME ON YOU, “LORI BETH DENBERG”